Desire can be as fragile as it is sudden.

Advisors are generally brilliant theoreticians but wretched practitioners.

Off-the-rack solutions, like bargain basement dresses, never fit anymore.

Being a professional ... is making fewer mistakes than others, as few as possible.

Nothing is more difficult than competing with a myth

Keep your heart and soul free from anger.

Cynicism! That, no doubt is a greater crime than heresy.

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

So I write mainly for the fun of it, the hell of it, the duty of it. I enjoy writing and will probably be a scribbler on my dying day, sprawled on some stony trail halfway between two dry waterholes.

Take a nap Making the mountain water Pound the rice.

India is one vast prison with high walls of suppression clothing her mind and her body.

If a manager spends more than 10 percent of his time on "human relations" the group is probably too large.

Fashion has always been my defense mechanism.

Problems are the gifts that make us dig out and figure out who we are, what we're made for, and what we're responsible to give back to life.

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.