Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

The brain is like a muscle. When it is in use we feel very good. Understanding is joyous.

But destiny is a very peculiar thing, with a complex timing that is impossible to comprehend.

Whenever the conviction of God’s Spirit comes there is the softening of the whole nature to obey

Removing religious symbols from public places is not neutrality. On the contrary, it sends a highly negative message - that religion is something shameful, embarrassing, or at best strictly private.

The sea and wind can at the same time convey my neighbour's vessel and my own.

In the long and dogged crusade that the human race has fought in favor of democracy, the ideal of liberty, of freedom, has always been the goal.

Masonry superadds to our other obligations the strongest ties of connection between it and the cultivation of virtue, and furnishes the most powerful incentives to goodness.

What we seek in love is finding someone with whom we feel safe to reveal our true self.

Don’t just play the game – change it for good.

I get along very well with animals and children. I dig them, I get them.