Despair? I don't despair. I have never once in my life despaired anything. I make a point not to go further than resignation.

Now, ' Elias said, 'if only I didn't have to go home to my lousy wife. I married her in 1929. A lot of things've changed since 1929.' He sighed. 'What's a woman?' he asked. 'A Woman is a trap.

Ease off the martyr throttle.

The answers are never "out there." All the answers are "in there, " inside you, waiting to be discovered.

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

The entire Quran is a big joke. If it was not so violent, it would be the biggest comic book ever written.

A half century of living should put a good deal into a person's face besides a few wrinkles and some unwelcome folds around the chin.

The best simpleminded test of expertise in a particular area is an ability to win money in a series of bets on future occurrences in that area.

I feel like there are so few girls in New York like that anymore, who are not focused on getting a man with money.

Alexander was not the first Greek to be honoured as a god for political favour.

Charles Barkley, I used to watch him growing up. Then I met him. He was a big teddy bear.