Despair is a wholly selfish response to fortune’s slings and arrows.

There are some we cannot help but take an instant dislike to.

Madness is a wholly human malady borne in a brain too evolved—or not quite evolved enough—to bear the awful burden of its own existence.

Do not restrain yourself from fellowshipping with people, regardless of their age or status

Why did everyone send casseroles in times of crisis? Why didn't anyone ever send brownies and Jack Daniel's?

I have three women in the house. I get to be wrong three times a day.

The end point of rationality is to demonstrate the limits of rationality.

Straight-forwardness, without the rules of propriety, becomes rudeness.

I hope that my new status will be an example of Israeli-Palestinian co-existence, I believe that the destinies of the Israeli people and the Palestinian people are inextricably linked.

Most human behavior is nothing other than the avoidance of pain and the pursuit of pleasure.

If God can do anything he can make a stone so heavy that even he can't lift it. Then there is something God cannot do, he cannot lift the stone. Therefore God does not exist.

Are you a stingy breather? Well, don't be. Be extravagant with you breathing and come fully alive.

The overwhelming pressure of mediocrity, sluggish and indomitable as a glacier, will mitigate the most violent, and depress the most exalted revolution.