Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste.

Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break.

It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.

In days gone by, a man's word was his bond. Today, fortunately, we have glue.

We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and those great big furry spiders.

Whoever said "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", has never driven a car there.

I don't think that movies are too violent. But I do think that popcorn is too expensive, and this can often lead to violence.

I've spent years trying to "get in touch with my inner child," but now my new therapist tells me it's mostly been inappropriate touching.

My coach once told me "there's no "I" in "team." I responded there's also no "I" in "hackneyed." Then I had to run 12 laps.

For instance, I'm always fascinated to see whether, given the kind of fairly known and established form called popular music, whether there is some magic combination that nobody has hit upon before.

I don't do lullabyes.

Keep thy smooth words and juggling homilies for those who know thee not.

Coaching really is an individual philosophy.

I know I'm not a bully and everybody has their opinions and that's fine with me.

If there is no transformation inside of us, all the structural change in the world will have no impact on our institutions.

Truth like a torch, the more 'tis shock, it shines.

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

Hard work is painful when life is devoid of purpose. But when you live for something greater than yourself and the gratification of your own ego, then hard work becomes a labor of love.

An adventure is never an adventure when it happens. An adventure is simply physical and emotional discomfort recollected in tranquility.