Despite the goings-on in Congress, I don't believe the USA is bordering on madness. I believe Mexico and Canada are.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Man is whoever he thinks he is, within his own boundaries.

Those who try may not fail

Add persistence to patience, you get perseverance. Multiply perseverance, you get success.

I don't have a favourite romantic scene, but I enjoy romantic movies like 'Ghost' and 'Music and Lyrics.'

Some people are really good at their jobs, some people are really bad.

[...]you know what they say about messengers, right"? Excuse me?" Too much bad news will get you shot."[...]

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?

I never listen to 'Nevermind.' I haven't listened to it since we put it out. That says something.

I haven't met a woman without insecurities.

In fact, there was general agreement that minds can exist on nonbiological substrates and that algorithms are of central importance to the existence of minds.