Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone.

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola.

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your producer, director, or cast mates by your bedside; it's your children. Keep that in mind.

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.

I come from Bridgeport, Connecticut and have friends I grew up with there.

I much prefer not to fall, unless of course I am falling into the hands of God.

I never met a politician who didn't want to be a guitar player in a rock band. I've got the opportunity to say what I believe in.

This was his world, he said to himself, the sad, oppressive world that God had provided for him, and he was responsible to it.

Kids audience is a brilliant audience. If you've got an audience of adults standing up and clapping, or you've got an audience of kids standing up and clapping, I know which one I'd choose.

When they give you things, ask yourself why. When you're grateful to them for giving you the things you should have anyway, ask yourself why.

There's something about the rhythms of language that correspond to the rhythms of our own bodies.

Business leaders love the humanities because they know that to innovate you need more than rote knowledge. You need a trained imagination.

Were all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists havent been caught yet.

No Jews have our own guilt, that's why we have psychiatrists - the Jewish version of a priest.

The time has come for us to understand that the Eternal Feminine is the greatest power in this Universe.