Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Music is energy, emotion, expression, escapism, enlightenment. Music is so much more than just entertainment.

She was learning that being with Slade was like riding a roller coaster. Good news one minute and bad news the next. She could only imagine what this restaurant must be like.

The people who strive for failure are encouraged by those that failed before them. To do the same

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense regardless of how it turns out.

Historians and archaeologists will one day discover that the ads of our time are the richest and most faithful reflections that any society ever made of its entire range of activities.

Don’t consent to be hurt and you won’t be hurt – this is a choice over which you have control

Peace has its price: your head and heart; less than that is war.

A Warrior of the Light cannot always choose his battlefield.

I'm not angry at anyone.

Genius attracts more hate than love and more disrespect than respect; at least for the first few hundred years.