Dictionary: a malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Valentine’s Day is an extraordinary moment for recalling the lasting power of a true love.

You Are Hard-Wired For The Kingdom

No good actor ever stops learning. He is constantly evolving.

We are the first species to have taken our evolution into our own hands.

In Ireland, it's been like U2 and The Cranberries, which is rock, but you know they're Irish.

Things that came apart could be put together again, but never exactly the same.

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

That's my advice for indie filmmakers: Marry a supermodel.

I think about every song is pretty much raw emotion - even if it's not specifically about topic there's songs like "All I Know Is Pain" and "Green Piece of Paper".

No government should be without critics. If its intentions are good then it has nothing to fear from criticism.