Did I choose you? Did you choose me? And what difference does it make? All that really matters, friend, is that we chose together.

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.

A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.

Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.

The single and most dangerous word to be spoken in business is no. The second most dangerous word is yes. It is possible to avoid saying either.

All friends are not for life, but if you have a true friend, you have a life.

Men are taught to apologise for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.

there is no noise louder than a silent phone.

No matter what the job description says, your real job is to make the boss look good.

Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.

I have four grown children and two tiny grandchildren.

It is hard to fight against anger: to master it is the mark of a rational man.

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.

I think these shows with the young kids doing these jumps, doing these fantastic back flips, I think they're absolutely great. They did what I never did.

Tom Brady was suspended 4 games for hiding evidence. Hillary should have to sit out first 4 primaries.

Most of our distractions are designed to invite us away from this recognition, which is a good idea.

There is no fate, but what we create.

Readers, after all, are making the world with you. You give them the materials, but it's the readers who build that world in their own minds.

I was pretty much grown-up by the time I attended school in Britain - or as grown-up as I'll ever get.