Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Absent a sense of the preciousness of one's own life, why respect the life of anyone else?

Time and sunshine healed a sore, but the process was slow, and new boils appeared if I didn't stay dry.

Law and order exist for the purpose of establishing justice.

When we see the face of God we shall know that we have always known it. He has been a party to, has made, sustained and moved moment by moment within, all our earthly experiences of innocent love.

You can't take back an act you were able to think.

I mean, when you're tired of book reviews, you're tired of life.

Fidelity is a gift not a requirement.

People end up fleeing countries who adopt economic policies based on these flawed principles. And more often than not, they come here.

The word education must not be understood in the sense of teaching but of assisting the psychological development of the child.

The realest people don’t have a lot of friends.