Did I not tell you earlier that a Jew is such a noble, precious jewel that God and all the angels dance when he farts?

If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.

Forgiveness is not an occasional act, it is a constant attitude.

The time is always right to do what is right.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.

The time is always right to do the right thing.

You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

I have held many things in my hands, and I have lost them all; but whatever I have placed in God's hands, that I still possess.

God does not need your good works, but your neighbor does.

Life is a divine adventure.

Life is spiritual!

For Fate/ The willing leads, the unwilling drags along.

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

Obama said if elected his government would "harness technology to confront the biggest challenges that America faces".

The secrets of evolution are death and time-the deaths of enormous numbers of lifeforms that were imperfectly adapted to the environment; and time for a long succession of small mutations.

But memory is an autumn leaf that murmurs a while in the wind and then is heard no more.

No one is rich whose expenditures exceed his means, and no one is poor whose incomings exceed his outgoings.

A morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always valuable.