Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

I will not compare myself with others, nor them with me. I will appreciate myself and others for what I and they contribute.

Why should I worry, why should I care? And even when I cross that line, I got street savoire faire.

One similarity I see between peers and some of the people who read my books is that comics were definitely an outlet for us.

Love is not about chasing someone; it's not about being chased or being the one chasing. It's about chasing after dreams and if in that pursuit someone runs parallel to you, that is love.

Everything great is not always good, but all good things, are great.

The payments which have been made into the Treasury show the very productive state of the public revenue.

Leaving my family behind was very scary. I had to grow up quick. But being so young and paying in this league [the WNBA], I'm glad I did it because it's been the best experience in my life.

We make choices. No one else can live our lives for us. And we must confront and accept the consequences of our actions.

I don't need the audience, but sometimes it's nice to have a gauge - not so I know how I feel, but so I get what is or isn't working for moviegoers.

Great men are little men expanded; great lives are ordinary lives intensified.