Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

One day in the woods he met an Indian. They stood in the wet, cold woods and looked at each other, and they could not talk because they did not know each other's words

His father always treated him as if he were capable of great things. Which made him want to accomplish great things.

A man can hide all things excepting twain - That he is drunk and that he is in love.

If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?

I don't know Putin. I have never met Putin. He is not my best friend.

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.

I hated being a public company CEO.

You know, there are easier ways to meet a guy than to run him over.

I feel excited about getting older as an actress, too. I think there are some amazing opportunities around the corner and I don't need to hold on to myself or who I was when I was 25.