Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Do unto others, then run

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

He who dares not offend cannot be honest.

There is no dark side of the moon really. As a matter of fact it's all dark.

The award for excessive success is eternal doubt and eventual failure.""So what, it's stupid to even try?""No. It's unwise to hope."- Something Like Stardust

In order to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself.

Nothing restricts your success more than your limiting self-beliefs and fears.

I survived a number of garage bands during my teens and early twenties, both as drummer and guitarist. It's nigh impossible for me to listen to music without parsing it.

Why the hell do I have to keep updating my apps on my iPhone all the time and why you don't fix that?

I come from an improvisational background so I'm used to playing. I'm used to not knowing what exactly is going to come out.

I've loved you for as long as I can remember, and I'm going to love you for the rest of my life.

Nobody is gonna love you like you.