Did you ever see a one eyed woman cry? You know the saddest thing about the woman, the tears don't come out just one eye.

You know a one eyed woman, she do the best she can. She search the world over trying to find her a one eyed man.

I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.

She had something down there twice as big as mine. That's why I say you better watch where you stroke, cause it could turn out, turn out to be a joke.

God wants you to always have a hunger in your heart to learn something new.

The power of a corrupt government is located in the ignorance and indifference of its people - rjs

Freedom is choice to follow your own dreams.

Cry, the beloved country, for the unborn child that is the inheritor of our fear. Let him not love the earth too deeply... For fear will rob him of all if he gives too much.

Work, which is considered an expression of a person’s value, also becomes a part of one’s spirituality and achieves the higher aim of the Supreme Good

My parents were kind enough to spend hours talking to me.

When I'm off the clock, I usually play video games - or do something nature-y so I can contribute to Mother Nature.

Thankfully, I was given a strong base by my parents, an understanding of who I was and my strength.

Success is only meaningful - and enjoyable - if it feels like your own.

Well, I'm... first and foremost I'm a theater guy and everything that I know comes from the theater.