Did you feel it? Did you feel the darkness in their souls and their countless evil deeds? Their fate was to die in my grasp, beneath the sting of my bite.

Humanity does not ask us to be happy. It merely asks us to be brilliant on its behalf.

Great poets are great copy editors.

Here for business or pleasure, Mr. Wheeler?""Redemption, " Shane says.

If your heart loses the ability to trust, you'll never love again.

Drawing the desperate and the adrift, Los Angeles has long been the dumping ground of dreams both real and cinematic.

San Francisco has a flowers-in-your-hair kind of vibe, while Chicago's got this very funny, big-city/small-town coolness to it.

For me, bondage makes me feel powerless and annoyed. It's like, can you untie me?

I don't know if it's ever OK for someone to be selfish. Perhaps there's a time and place to be self-centered, but I think selfish never wins the race.

I'm not going to name any names, but let's just say, I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly, and I have no venue. So right now, I'm just dry Trumping.

It is wise to seek immortality for time defeats all other ambitions.