Did you find yourself?" "What?" said my sister. "Did you find yourself?" "She found me," I said.

The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.

If Romeo had never met Juliet, maybe they both would have still been alive, but what they would have been alive for is the question Shakespeare wants us to answer.

OKAY. So I was going to the library every Saturday. So what? So what? It's not like I was reading books or anything.

(The raindrops) played across the coast all through the night, until the soft new day shrugged itself awake, tried on amethyst and lavender for a while, and finally decided on pale yellow.

We were both chumps. But you know what? It's not so bad when you're chumps together.

Okay, so maybe sometimes the real world is smiles and miracles.

The world is Trouble...and Grace. That is all there is.

She came over and looked at the picture. Then she took my hand. You know what that feels like? Like what the astronauts will feel when they step onto the moon for the very first time.

Creativity is a god who comes around only when he pleases, and it isn't very often. But when he does come around, he sits at my desk and folds his wings and I offer him whatever he wants.

Vengeance is sweet. Vengeance taken when the vengee isn't sure who the venger is, is sweeter still.

A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life.

Power does not corrupt

Your Prayer Life is a Reflection of your Relationship with God

Most of what's tricky about comedy is the perception of it and the audience's expectation.

Now we have a gig economy where many people are holding down several jobs at once. The whole concept of a 40-hour week makes people under 30 laugh.

I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets.

Being able to check your balance on the phone is the best invention ever.

I believe in God big time and I'm proud to say I believe in God.

What is the student but a lover courting a fickle mistress who ever eludes his grasp?

If I was dead broke and had to feed my three children. I'd do anything.