Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.

Whatever end found us, it would not find us separated. -- Bella Cullen

No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever.

Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

Children in the abstract, had never appealed to me. They seemed to be loud creatures, often dripping some form of goo.

Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.

Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky.

Life sucks, and then you die...

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

I know - I'll play you for it, " Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed."Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Edward said wryly.Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent.

Why am I covered in feathers?" I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently. "I bit a pillow. Or two...

Every true scientist is a philosopher, but not every philosopher is a scientist.

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal that will make this world a better place for future generations.

Be open to the realization that who you were before and who you are now are two different people, and that what may have made you happy then, may not be the same thing that will make you happy now.

With just a little drop of kindness you can water a whole garden.

Hogslop is the real deal groovilicious honkin old-time string band. Guaranteed old-time awesomeness with these fellas around!

I don't care about a golfer. I don't care about getting better as a golfer. I want to be better as a person.

Ideas that transform industries almost never come from inside those industries.

It is like a dream to feel the machine lift you gently up in the air, float smoothly over one spot.

All myths that are something more than fancies gain rather than lose in value with time, by reason of the accretions of human experience.

You know when I shoot with digital capture, I look for the mistake. When I shoot with film I embrace it.