Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

It is better to be sorrowful than sad.

Tell the truth through whichever veil comes to hand, but tell it.

Faith, that's another word for ignorance, isn't it? I never understood how people could be so proud of believing in something with no proof at all. Like that's an achievement.

There is a beast in man that should be exercised, not exorcised.

When you see a good horseman, you're unable to tell where the instruction is coming from. It's like telepathy.

If you wish to learn swimming you have to go into the water and if you wish to become a problem solver you have to solve problems.

No matter what it is, if you get 10 people in the business talking about something, you get 10 different opinions, but you know, they're amazingly well informed.

Every child, everywhere; in the whole world there was not one child who was not gravely, sweetly dancing.

Young people in particular, I appeal to you: bear witness to your faith through the digital world.

But beauty must be broken daily to remain beautiful.