Did you take Joyce's engine?' 'My instructions were to disable the car, but one of the men bet Hal a burger he couldn't get the engine out. So Hal removed the engine.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

A successful person will never use the word ‘no’, ‘I cannot’ or ‘it is impossible

There are more places you haven't heard of then you're heard of!' I loved that

Although mankind is made from mere dust of the ground, we are made in the image of God. As we emulate His image, we have value and purpose.

don't ever think that you're a single in total freedom, but think of combating the forces of lust.

Every word, facial expression, gesture, or action on the part of a parent gives the child some message about self-worth. It is sad that so many parents don't realize what messages they are sending.

The solution to our drug problem is not in incarceration.

Ah! Justice of our God! Who else could stow Such travails new and pains as met my glance!

I have started to record some demos so hopefully in the near future I can play live.

I wear my Peggy Fleming T-shirt when I go to sleep every night before I compete, and for the past four years, it's brought me incredible good luck.

Running is one the best solutions to a clear mind.