Did you used to play for Barcelona? Because that's not Barcelona football.

If I ever wear a Chelsea shirt, you have permission to kill me.

Hard work does not guarantee success, but no work guarantees failure.

If one day I have to leave Barcelona, probably the first thing I will look into is Arsenal

You have to fight for your dream, but you also have to feel fortunate for what you have.

I think you have to be grateful to those who have helped you.

If one day I leave Arsenal, I will never sign for another English team. Quite sure.

Best defender I have played against? Carles Puyol

If I could reincarnate as another player, I might want to reincarnate as Thierry Henry at the top of his game.

What makes a good captain is someone that can lead and someone who dies for their team.

Once a gunner, always a gunner

He loves me, he loves me not. How many flowers must I kill before he loves me?” ~He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

But Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong.

The building blocks of meditation are relaxation and concentration. If you cannot relax, you cannot meditate. If you cannot concentrate, you cannot meditate. No exceptions.

Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list.

I liked the kid who wrote me that he had to do a term paper on a modern poet and he was doing me because, though they say you have to read poems twice, he found he could handle mine in one try.

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

Historians are dangerous and capable of turning everything upside down. They have to be watched.

I'd like to see you move up to the goat class, where I think you belong.

For men, after a certain age, it gets hard to make new friends.

Man, as we know him, is a poor creature; he is halfway between an ape and a god and he is travelling in the right direction.