Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

every good artist paints what he is

She should not remember what it was like to be free.

To communicate the truths of history is an act of hope for the future.

My job involves a lot of sitting on aeroplanes and a lot of walking in high heels! I find yoga helps with both.

I look back on my 20s. It's supposed to be the prime of your life, the most vital, the most beautiful. But you're making your critical decisions and sometimes your most critical mistakes.

In America, Christmas is the king of all holidays. To be left out of Christmas is the ultimate minority experience.

I want to be involved in a story that makes a difference.

Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and fancy women.

Team guts always beat individual greatness.

Take painsto write a neat round, plain hand, and you will find it a great convenience through life to write a small and compact hand as well as a fair and legible one.