Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness?

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

The measurement of human ability is in an infant state. Was it a requirement for the Wright Brothers to hold PhD’s before they could invent and take flight?

I thought of that while riding my bicycle.

I'll play for Rangers as long as I can, then spend the rest of my life being depressed

There's never a dearth of reasons to shoot at the President.

I think the local food movement has been taken to idiotic extremes. And so I wrote about that and people got pissed.

Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.

It takes two flints to make a fire.

I remember traffic jams Motor boys and girls with tans Nearly was and almost rans I remember this, this ... At the edge of the continent

Prayer is a concentration of positive thoughts.

I think love has something to do with allowing a person you claim to love to enter a larger arena than the one you create for them.