Die before you die, there is no chance after.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

She lives fearlessly in the light of her own truth.

Crap talk

Whether you need to remember the past or not, It changes nothing but gives the best choice for the future that makes You always to remember your past.

The one thing I need to leave behind is good memories.

We always thought the living Earth was a thing of beauty. It isn’t. Life has had to learn to defend itself against the planet’s random geological savagery.

Oh, I had an idea for a pilot of my own at the time, and then Carl sent me about eight scripts and simply I threw my idea out the window because the writing was just so good.

No photographer is as good as the simplest camera.

Understanding means throwing away your knowledge.

The goals you don't set reveal the dreams you don't do.

(on being born on Christmas Day, 1924) I was a Christmas present that was delivered unwrapped.