Diesel is back," Ranger said. Yes. How did you know?" I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

I love thee, I love but theeWith a love that shall not dieTill the sun grows cold, And the stars grow old

Jesus produced mainly three effects: hatred, terror, adoration. There was no trace of people expressing mild approval.

Now let us find solace in the finished work of our Lord Jesus. Everything is fully done: justice demands no more.

There has always been excuses for wars, but NONE of them have been good or valid.

David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner’ is an understatement.

Things and conditions can give you pleasure but they cannot give you joy- joy arises from within.

When you are in deep conflict about something, sometimes the most trivial thing can tip the scales.

There is no why. We are. Life is beyond reason.

Fashion Week is surprisingly very short. At least the actual runway shows are.

Investing in the market without knowing what stage it is in is like selling life insurance to 20 year olds and 80 year olds at the same premium.