Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure

The trouble with happiness is people don't practice it.

If you don’t take responsibility for programming yourself, then someone else will.

The difference between the rich and the poor is that the rich have learned to recognize the value of their thoughts.

If you want to knock down the wall between you and the life of your dreams, it's best to do it one brick at a time!

Money is one of the rewards you get for adding value to the lives of others.

Being rich is living life on your own terms - according to your possibilities, not your limitations.

I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it

Lampard fired straight through the middle of a non-existent wall.

Diets are essentially training courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure.

You have pissed your last in this house . . . and I don't make velvet roses anymore.

Every worker should know that by working, he is releasing the nature of God in him. He is becoming creative just like God is creative.

Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried with fewer tensions and more tolerance.

Grovelling is not a substitute for doing your homework.

It's fun because I really do love meeting new people. Comedy can be so different from show to show and from writer to writer and actor to actor. People don't set out to make a bad show.

Harold, like the rest of us, had many impressions which saved him the trouble of distinct ideas.

I like the idea of bringing cartoon characters to life... and although the Americans have already attempted this, their culture is not sufficiently humane to make it work.

If you have an open, loving, positive attitude, anything burdensome in life can be lightened!

She became whoever she needed to be to survive,but she never let anyone else define her.

With thought comprising a non-computational element, computers can never do what we human beings can.