Dignity is a mask we wear to hide our ignorance.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

They prefer their meals alive and terrified, for fear is their favorite sauce.

Streets flooded. Please advise.

...didn't need to waste so much time envisioning some vague horribleness awaiting me in my future.

I have created nothing really beautiful, really lasting, but if I can inspire one of these youngsters to develop the talent I know they possess, then my monument will be in their work.

I wouldn't bet on a horse unless he came up to my house and told me to himself.

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.

I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.

There are two things every woman really wants: one, she wants to know that a man really loves her, and two, that he isn't going to stop.

If we are looking for signs of democratization, then surely we are looking as well for forms of living on equal terms in and among cultural differences.

Principle will, in... most... cases open the way for us to correct conclusion.