Directors work 10 times harder than anyone else. Get paid a quarter.

I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated. Character is a trick that we do with the audience's collusion.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

That red carpet has to be felt to be believed.

Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real deal, isn't he? He doesn't get the girl, and he doesn't care.

Shameless is a rough show, and it’s not for everyone, but it’s also beautiful.

It's hard to be depressed around a ukulele. You just pick it up and you're halfway home.

I'll tell you this about the Oscars - they're real.

There are some older women out there who are just knockouts, real beauties, and they're not getting the roles they should.

Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.

You should know the lines, be prepared, get sleep, and have the script analyzed so you're ready to rock and roll.

Millions today want salvation, but on their own terms. They want to come their own way, and so we have hundreds of schemes and plans devised by men to regain paradise.

You'd be surprised how fast things happen when the right man comes along.

You are of no advantage to anyone who has your negative attention.

Only the ephemeral is of lasting value.

Only Spartan women give birth to real men.

Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here.

Music... is the shaping of the invisible.

I have olive skin, so if I get pale, I look green. I have to tan.

Objects are held by the backgrounds that are cut into them.