Disasters are called natural, as if nature were the executioner and not the victim

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens.

When you love your work then it isn't work, it's your love affair.

I was 22 years old when I asked Christ to come into my heart. You cannot be born a Christian you can only be converted. And that is by putting your faith and trust in Christ.

The god of the world's leading religion.

Love yourself, appreciate yourself, see the good in you... and respect yourself.

I believe that constant effort, tireless effort, pursuing clear goals with sincere effort is the only way

Once you experience enormity, it lingers everywhere you look, and want to be every word you say.

I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.

We drilled in the right place - we were simply 30 million years too late