Discovered W. Somerset Maugham in about 5th grade. Didn't understand the plots, but loved the descriptions.

Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.

When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again. (Confessions of a Shopaholic-the movie)

I chose to publish the first 'Shopaholic' book under a pseudonym because I wanted it to be judged on its own merits.

There comes a time when all the cosmic tumblers have clicked into place - and the universe opens itself up for a few seconds to show you what's possible.

There's no luck in business. There's only drive, determination, and more drive.

Baseball games are like snowflakes and fingerprints, no two are ever alike.

Hardly anybody recognizes the most significant moments of their life at the time they happen.

Life is like an escalator. You see, it carries you on regardless. And you might as well enjoy the view and seize every opportunity while you're passing. Otherwise, it'll be too late.

I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan" - Becky Bloomwood Shopaholic and Baby

Our eyes met in the math class. How were we to know that trigonometry would lead to matrimony?

The only thing God is afraid of is a strong-willed human!

A career in photography is a journey without a destination.

I will stop the motor of the world.

It'll become obvious that we've really been working against ourselves.

Then again, I think about high school every day and I think about being a little kid every day too.

Every Superstate has one iron rule: logic is an enemy and the truth is a menace.

Behind every bad law, a deep fear.

I really want to work with Adele, I think she's amazing. Lykke Li as well. I love them both. I'd also like to work with The Script. I met them in Australia and we just got on like a house on fire.

A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union article? How original.