Disneyland is Vegas for children.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Does every christian obey Christ Jesus?

Art resides in the quality of doing, process is not magic.

I'm a Red-baiter; I'm a witch-hunter if the witches are Communists.

When you love people, you see all the good in them, all the Christ in them.

When you walk up to opportunities door, don't knock it... Kick that B*tch in, smile and introduce yourself

We will take the good-will for the deed.

The way to be truly happy is to be truly human, and the way to be truly human is to be truly godly.

The word "independence" is united to the accessory ideas of dignity and virtue. The word "dependence" is united to the ideas of inferiority and corruption.

Sage?" Adrian lightly touched my arm, and I jumped at the feel of his fingertips against my skin. "You okay?" "I don't know," I said softly. "I just thought of something crazy." "Welcome to my world.

I'm not looking to set a standard... but, I believe I have offered a challenge to others with my work.