Disobedience is man's original virtue.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Women are unhappy in their marriages because they want men to be more related than most men know how to be. And men are unhappy in their marriages because their women seem so unhappy with them.

If you associate with eagles, you will learn how to soar to great heights. But if you run with dogs, you will learn how to bark.

You cannot change people but you can change the system so that people are not pushed into doing evil things.

How many wives have been forced by the death of well-intentioned but too protective husbands to face reality late in life, bewildered and frightened because they were strangers to it!

When my young men began the killing, my heart was hurt.

Time is short. Eternity is long. It is only reasonable that this short life be lived in the light of eternity.

I am no more lonely than the loon in the pond that laughs so loud, or than Walden Pond itself. What company has that lonely lake,I pray?

The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.

If you want to please God, believe God.

Wassup dear? Sup babe? What street you by? On 5th Bout to hit the West Side High