Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

There is no hope without endeavor.

There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie.

I manage to think twice about everything / Why will they like me as they do / Or not as they do / Why will they praise me as they do / Or praise me not not as they do.

Wife: a former sweetheart.

I will not leave the Republican Party, ... The Republican Party is my home.

God has marvelous ways of taking our worst tragedies and turning them into His most glorious triumphs.

We got it on lock like Barack got the nomination

Good writing of course requires talent, and no one can teach you to have talent.

I didn't understand that playing roles in any relationship is false and will inevitably lead to the relationship's collapse. No one can be any one thing all the time.

The problem in narcissism is not the high ideals and ambitions, it's the difficulty one encounters when trying to give them body.