Disrespect cannot be commanded, it must be earned.

The bereaved had never any doubt about their dear ones' wishes and those wishes usually squared with their own inclinations.

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

One always feel better when one has made up one's mind.

Sometimes a change of perspective is all it takes to see the light.

Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!

In the islands of the Aegean Sea, every island is full of graves.

[...] falling in love with someone beautiful and intelligent and the rest of it, then feeling like a blank twit put you at something of a disadvantage.

I know how it feels to be a woman because I am a woman. And I won't be classified as just a man.

When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.

I hold the precepts of Jesus as delivered by Himself, to be the most pure, benevolent and sublime which have ever been preached to man.