Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I remembered a definition of chivalry I'd heard once: a man protecting a woman against every man but himself.

We dont make mistakes. We have happy accidents.

Prayer is God's appointed means for appropriating the blessings that are ours in Christ Jesus.

The United States Postal Service is the world's most efficient postal system.

If the work of art is good enough, it must not be criticized for its theme. I don't think it can be argued.

I've become much more spiritual and use a lot of energy to try and keep the balance.

There is no greater punishment than that of being abandoned to one's self.

No civilisation can claim to have a monopoly on universal values and no one can claim to be always faithful to his own values.

It was possibly the most circumspect advance in the history of military maneuvers, right down at the bottom end of the scale that things like the Charge of the Light Brigade are at the top of.

Mr. Market is your servant, not your guide.