Distress: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Lukic saved with his foot, which is all part of the goalkeeper's arm.

He had not an ounce of superfluous flesh on his bones, and leanness goes a great way towards gentility.

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?

The central activity of engineering, as distinguished from science, is the design of new devices, processes and systems.

The massive bulk of the earth does indeed shrink to insignificance in comparison with the size of the heavens.

Im only as good as my team, I love you guys so much

You don’t like people who have money, do you? (Astrid) I’m not prejudiced against anyone, princess. I hate everyone equally. (Zarek)

Death stands above me, whispering low I know not what into my ear; Of his strange language all I know Is, there is not a word of fear.

I still agree with the invasion of Iraq. I don't agree with most of the decisions that accompanied it.

This thought is as a death.