Diversity, to the left, means minorities get even with, minorities triumph, minorities get payback. That's what diversity means.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I never weary of great churches. It is my favourite kind of mountain scenery. Mankind was never so happily inspired as when it made a cathedral.

While making Genevieve, I learned there could be a lot more to a film than just acting in it

Theres a woman in Arkansas that's such a bad cook, that a swarm of flies got together and repaired her screen door.

When everything is together - the band, me, the audience, it's boss! It's just like magic.

The applause and the favour of our fellow-men Fan even a spark of genius to a flame.

What do you do, go around trying everything once?' he asked. 'Sometimes twice.

I think I feel much more at home in studio.

I had a lifelong quarrel with God, but in the end we made up.

TV journalism is a much more collaborative, horizontal business than print reporting. It has to be, because of the logistics. Anchors are wholly dependent on producers to do all the hustling

I heard that women are attracted to bad boys, so every once in a while, I throw a recyclable into the regular garbage.