Divorce has been very, very good to me.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

If you are willing to go out on a limb, the tree of life holds endless possibilities.

If we held grudges for all the idiotic things we said and did as freshman and sophomores, the hallways would be silent.

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend.

There is no such thing as part freedom.

I understand that that's the theory of the case for [Donald] Trump supporters and it's what Donald Trump says, and it's possible that that is actually the case.

I think opera music is very conservative, and Rock and Roll music is conservative as well, and that's why I'm trying to make a bridge between these two elements.

I love those who can smile in trouble.

The whole imposing edifice of modern medicine is like the celebrated tower of Pisa - slightly off balance.

Poverty on both a personal and worldwide level is supported by our collective belief in scarcity.

If you would try out a preacher, send him to preach to farmers: if he cannot make the grade there, let him reconsider his call - or maybe he needs to be converted.