Divorce is one of the most stressful life events anyone goes through.

I sighed. ‘It doesn’t matter what we do. Money comes and goes.’ I shook my head. ‘It doesn’t matter and you know it doesn’t.

I hereby arm myself for today with coffee and the willingness to be wrong.

As far as I can tell, most actors' main motivation is self-doubt and neuroses.

He crouched at the car window and looked in. 'What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one.' His finger jabbed the glass. 'That one's a bit ugly.

There you go. Use your granddaughter to pick up women. That'll get you points in heaven.

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone.

Arguing with a man doesn't work.

God's ability to clean things up is infinitely greater than our ability to mess things up.

Positive thoughts keep you in harmony with the universe.