Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

Be a magnet of peace, and attract everyone to make them peaceful.

...I deliberately spilled the black ink of despair because my perfect soul was a stained glass illusion - can you understand that?...

Medical school education and post graduate education emphasize thoroughness.

Well, I think breathing life into the Endangered Species Act, taking those wolves back into Yellowstone, restoring the salmon in the rivers of the Pacific Northwest.

Donald Trump is a danger for the world, and I will do everything to oppose the fear and hate that has settled in.

Women perform great in the box office. Audiences want to see lead female characters.

It's good to have a little distance. If you discuss your love too much, it just damages it.

Perhaps we could push beyond these legalistic gender roles if we spent less time worrying about “acting like men” and “acting like women,” and more time acting like Jesus.

No matter how many levels of consciousness one reaches, the problem always goes deeper.

Rising genius always shoots forth its rays from among clouds and vapours, but these will gradually roll away and disappear, as it ascends to its steady and meridian lustre.