Do I know my lines? As I'm getting older, they're getting harder to learn. The old brain cells are deteriorating.

It doesn't take much to say please or thank you.

People think they know me from somewhere, and then I open my mouth and they realise it's me from Birds Of A Feather.

I'm not a fan of maggots. I could never do that I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.

I don't think I spoil my kids, I'm fairly responsible.

I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great.

It would be interesting to go to Buckingham Palace. I'd just like to see what goes on - I'm not bothered about hearing any political chat.

We are what we think. Think great, be great.

Always look within, to seek out the love and joy residing inside of you and then look to find your dark shadows falling behind you disappear.

Saying no can be the ultimate self-care.

The Alliance for Progress is an alliance between one millionaire and many beggars.

It's strange how a person can have a distinct distaste for herself, but still she clutches on to life.

They'll kill for that knighthood, but don't ever think they'll die for it.

And the men that were boys when I was a boy Shall sit and drink with me.

During the 1960s, the Shanghai of my childhood seemed a portent of the media cities of the future, dominated by advertising and mass circulation newspapers and swept by unpredictable violence.

Police are not all bad guys. Nobody is all bad guys.

You bat your baby blues at tall, dark, and gruesome, and next thing you know, he's trailing you like a lost puppy.