Do I rue a life wasted doing crosswords? Yes, but I do know the three-letter-word for regret.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Cooking breakfast and brunch professionally really kind of ruined breakfast service for me for a long time.

Becoming Catholic involves entering into a relationship with the Catholic Church.

There are so many journalists out there, I hate to say it, who are lazy and don't do their research - and it shows.

Drop the question of what tomorrow may bring, and count as profit every day that Fate allows you.

There's nothing wrong with blame, if blame is due.

There are a lot of bad worship songs, in my opinion, but there are a lot of good ones, too

Consisting of immortal Truth, you are immortal. The attainment of Truth is immortality, and to do the work of Truth is Nirvana.

Then I came in twice a week - for my own enjoyment as well as to be a guide. And then we started to apply some of the splinters of the ideas back into the piece.

It's still a mystery to me, but even though my mother was like an older sister to me, I kind of put her up on a pedestal.

I don’t think that early hip hop stood out to be a social critique. A lot of fans of mine think that hip hop’s ultimate responsibility is to critique social structures.