Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my toys will break.So none of the other kids can use 'em....Amen.

I've discovered a way to stay friends forever - There's really nothing to it. I simply tell you what to doAnd you do it!

I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist. I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor.I'd rather play Hurk than go to work.Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk?I don't know, but it must be better than work.

We can't find the cat, We don't know where she's at, Oh, where did she go?Does anyone know?Let's ask this walking hat.

The future is now.The past is now.Your influence is always now.

The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.

So I'm a one movie at a time person, I don't develop. Normally we do a movie then one thing leads to another. If something pops up that catches my attention, then I'll decide.

But I always wound up being the damn John, when I wanted to be the Paul.

In the end, love wins. It does win. We know it wins. When a person dies, love isn’t turned off like a faucet. It is an amazingly resilient part of us.

I would hate to see the state of Wisconsin make another mistake and locate another casino in a high-density population area

If there's ever a character who can only serve one metaphor, I'll probably tell one story with that character and be done with it.

Journalists are divided into two groups: those who live by ethics, and those who don't.

I'd like to think that the nature of the two teams - Boston being a championship team over the years and the Lakers, same thing - was a lot bigger than Larry Bird or Magic Johnson.

The American Revolution was, in fact, a battle against the philosophy of Locke and the English utilitarians.