Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?

Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.

Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?

A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.

I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.

I’m going to punch words in your ear holes.

Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.

Nos·tal·gia (n):A feeling that lingers long after the taste is gone.

In this business (showbiz) it takes time to be really good and by that time, you're obsolete.

A lack of giving in the life of a person will bring him to poverty.

Hillary Clinton is now in Iowa. She's spending every waking minute of her day meeting ordinary people, and it's to prepare her for a job in which she will never again meet an ordinary person.

Despite my best efforts, I'm not quite perfect. Let's just say I'm like one of those Hopi blankets where they leave a tiny flaw so as to not affront the Lord.

I'm a huge fan of Cheetos.

Chanting is the main thing in my life.

like I am Alice in the Wonderland and have gotten too big for the room.

If a man knew how to live he would never die.

You can play from the wrong position for a long time with good hands, but eventually it's going to catch up with you.