Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it?

We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures.

I would love to be the poet laureate of Coney Island.

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.

There is nothing like eavesdropping to show you that the world outside your head is different from the world inside your head.

If I wasn't an actor, I'd be a secret agent.

The highest tribute to the dead is not grief but gratitude.

Art is not only the desire to tell one's secret; it is the desire to tell it and hide it at the same time.

If you write to impress it will always be bad, but if you write to express it will be good

Oh, earth, you're too wonderful for anybody to realize you. Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it -- every, every minute?

There is a land of the living and a land of the dead and the bridge is love, the only survival, the only meaning.

Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers we get Aquatruck.

I have a good mind not to take Aloysius to Venice. I don't want him to meet a lot of horrid Italian bears and pick up bad habits.

People think a lot, but most of that thinking is of a problem, project or situation - not about it

Of all the judgments we pass in life, none is more important than the judgment we pass on ourselves.

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

I never quit. I never quit.

You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience.

Bloggers create kind of a popularity. But they are not the experts, and we have to understand that.

In an age when man has forgotten his origins and is blind even to his most essential needs for survival, water along with other resources has become the victim of his indifference.

The answer lies in preventing these failures, not in looking for better ways to fix the people who are failing.