Do billboard salesmen record their sales on charts? If so, who's at the top of the billboard charts for billboard sales?

The choice to make good choices is the best choice you can choose. Fail to make that choice and on most choices you will lose.

Life is a web of intersections and choices. Your 1st choice is to recognize an intersection. Your 2nd choice is to be grateful for it.

Get off the treadmill of consumption, replication, and mediocrity. Begin lifting the weights of creativity, originality, and success.

A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.

One of my relatives invented the sensory deprivation tank. Appropriately, most of my family has never seen or heard of him.

When I first tried a sensory deprivation tank, people thought I had lost my mind. In fact, I had found it.

I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.

Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99.

Quotes are echos of voices transporting wisdom, humor, and love. Returning again to the human condition, fleeting once more as a dove.

He who has a question will always be able to find the answer.

For every Way there's a way of following that Way that's fun

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. Marguerite, Countess of Blessington I praise loudly; I blame softly.

Keep your vampire mitts off me. I'm not your friggin' blood toy.

Nations decide upon their own destinies, and those choices are not the business of the United States if they do not threaten the United States.

Do not to be as shy around girls, because they're probably just as shy and just as scared as you are.

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come.

After the Apple II was introduced, then came the Commodore and the Tandy TRS-80.

time past and time future what might have been and what has been point to one end, which is always present.

Actors who have tried to play Churchill and MacArthur have failed abysmally because each of those men was a great actor playing himself.