Do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive.

You can get really good reads on your dreams if you think of every character in them as actually being you.

There are only two stories: either you go forward or you die.

Life is hard, you're tired, and there's disease. The strategy that works for children is to be delighted by the things that delight you.

People talk about songwriting or comedy as creative expression, but life is creative expression. Table-making, even nursing, is extraordinarily creative.

Good things never last, bad things never die.

One way you can get really close to God is to sin as hard as you can.

I am at a place in my life where the more like a cave I can make my surroundings, the happier I am.

I seem to get the best work when I'm angry and depressed and alienated.

It usually happens that I have multiple different projects going on at once, and one can be referencing the other.

A bands first albums usually not great. When you made the first album, you had a day job and you were still trying to be serious about it.

Becoming your best self should be your ultimate goal, and wisdom helps you discover your true self and can guide you towards manifesting your potential.

Misery, after all, loves company.

Josh Gad and I have been friends since the time he auditioned for Modern Family. I directed the pilot for that, and that's how we met.

Penalties serve to deter those who are not inclined to commit any crimes.

Lets try to come to a place of compassion about mental illness, in all its forms, and help each other find healing.

There's a lot of guys that just get comfortable with their positions and rest on their laurels. I had to earn my way.

Long human words (the longer the better) were easy, unmistakable, and rarely changed their meanings . . . but short words were slippery, unpredictable, changing their meanings without any pattern.

What strange beings we are! That sitting in hell at the bottom of the dark, we're afraid of our own immortality.

When I was a lot younger, my parents raised me watching classic movies.

I hope before I am getting too old and when my mind is still functioning, I can tell some better stories.