Do-gooding is like treating hemophilia - the real cure is to let hemophiliacs bleed to death...before they breed more hemophiliacs.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

The world is made of more than particles. It's made of things you can't hold in your hand, like fear, love, loss, hope, truth.

When we buy books we're fooling ourselves into thinking we buy the time to read them.

Music-a country one can inhabit only in music.

What are challenges to a mind that strongly believes in its limitless potential?

Brock [Lesnar] is one hell of a wrestler, and he's a big monster.

In short, is not liberty the freedom of every person to make full use of his faculties, so long as he does not harm other persons while doing so?

Still we love The evil we do, until we suffer it.

Belief in limits creates limited people

Once you start to analyze it [Joyous Sound], you've completely lost it. That one just came.

Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!