Do less than you ever thought it was possible to do.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"

I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.

I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.

I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.

I just don't feel like part of the fraternity of actors. I do geek out. All the time.

Be thankful for the efforts of people who worked hard to get you where you are

Dreams are memories we’ve lost to sleep.

One moment of true happiness was worth all the moments of pain. (Jessica)

A politician . . . one that would circumvent God.

It wasn't the traditional cooking most people do. For me, as a young chef, Thanksgiving meant going to work in the kitchen at places like Gotham, JoJo and Jean-Georges.

The heart of government, coated with whatever velvet gloves you want to put on it, is a mailed fist of force and coercion.

I love the gym, but I still want to look a bit awkward at it. I don't want to look too on top of it, you know?

People have been so busy relating to how I look, it's a miracle I didn't become a self-conscious blob of protoplasm.

The poets and philosophers before me discovered the unconscious; what I discovered was the scientific method by which the unconscious can be studied.

Gods always behave like the people who make them.